I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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