420 ftw
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
operation harelip BJ is a go
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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