Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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