you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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