belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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