no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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