She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Randomize
