Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
COCAINE IS GR8
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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