big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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