no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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