North Korea, Best Korea!
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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