hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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