I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
