We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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