just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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