is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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