So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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