It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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