ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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