I got chris browned last night
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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