I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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