Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You're a waste of cheezeits
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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