Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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