i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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