I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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