You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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