we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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