physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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