Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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