let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
me + whiskey = a bad person
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
