I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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