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she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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