I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
