that's an acceptable place to lick
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
