i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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