He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
