She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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