Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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