plz talk dirty to me
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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