But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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