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This girl is more easily done than said...

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(+27): This girl is more easily done than said... http://tfl.nu/38ha

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(440): View more from Ohio

Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.

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(440): Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing. http://tfl.nu/x35s

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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.

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(609): Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night. http://tfl.nu/lzo0

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(905): View more from Ontario

gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way

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(905): gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way http://tfl.nu/08qt

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(712): View more from Iowa

i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.

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(712): i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm. http://tfl.nu/clwu

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(250): View more from British Columbia

tequila makes me forget i have legs

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(250): tequila makes me forget i have legs http://tfl.nu/9rzk

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(301): View more from Maryland

We're doing a case race on Saturday.

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I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"

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(301): We're doing a case race on Saturday. (302): I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism" http://tfl.nu/1jnr

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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.

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(608): Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college. http://tfl.nu/sy1r

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(207): View more from Maine

Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........

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(207): Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010"......... http://tfl.nu/3k58

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(905): View more from Ontario

Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.

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(905): Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants. http://tfl.nu/3ltp

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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog

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They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.

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(989): I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog (989): They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries. http://tfl.nu/meap

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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...

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(+93): 5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting... http://tfl.nu/dzib

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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?

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Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat

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(608): Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles? (1-608): Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat http://tfl.nu/wmfp

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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing

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(445): We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing http://tfl.nu/ir7s

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(248): View more from Michigan

He keeps bees of course he's weird

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(248): He keeps bees of course he's weird http://tfl.nu/iaag

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