We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!