GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole