Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.

(812): View more from Indiana

I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?

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(214): View more from Texas

It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"

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(563): View more from Iowa

I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.

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(212): View more from New York

how are things with the new girl?

(917): View more from New York City

good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked

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(630): View more from Illinois

We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.

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(914): View more from New York

Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way

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