My liver just broke up with me...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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