I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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