so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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