Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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