Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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