the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
cat food counts as protein by the way
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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