Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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