I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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