Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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