Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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