I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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