you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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