My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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